Mitchell Plaisted

A fucking boss but he can be a dick sometimes hes got a tiny tweeter and his piss is orange sometimes but his shit is FUCKING PURPLE its so weird

Mitchell the fucking Dick had a big pussy cat in his mouth
hes really cool and normal dude who like playing spaceships Mitchell Plaisted means cool dude

by cool person who has a tiny pp November 27, 2016

switching my plates

Beck uses this terminology in the lyrics of "hell yes". I believe it means to change vinyl records on turntables when DJing. "Cleaning the floor" could also be a DJ-centric piece of terminology. "My beat is correct" definitely relates to DJing, hence my belief that "Switching my plates" is another way of relating the kinetic act of playing vinyl records on two turntables.

"Hell yes...
now I'm calling you out, I'm switching my plates...
Hell yes...
now I'm cleaning the floor, my beat is correct"

by stevecooley June 6, 2005

Platinum Birthday

When the day, month, and year of your birthday match.

Today is my Platinum Birthday - 08-08-08!

by stodan82 October 3, 2008

V Plates

A phrase commonly used to tell others that you have not yet lost your virginity. Using this phrase makes people laugh with you about not having sex, other than them laughing at you.

"Dude have you lost ur v's yet?"
"Nah man I've still got my V Plates"

by Stepdub January 31, 2012

dinner plates

Dilated pupils due to Ecstasy use.

"Nice dinner plates mate.", the bouncer exclaimed as he lifted the rope and let me through.

by Fuschia 1983 January 30, 2008

platitude salad

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.

Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.

by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019

PlatinumTel

noun- platinum status wireless company nationwide free long distance| with free roaming| no contract|no monthly bill|no connection fees|no deposits|no credit checks|no problems
www.platinumtel.com

man: my credit sucks, and all these cel phone companies won't do a da*^m thing for me.
woman: thats cuz you didn't holla back at PlatinumTel, and thats why i won't holla at you.

by wireless for everyone April 6, 2005