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A beautiful masterpiece of pepperoni and cheese and sauce. Everyone's one true love. Addable toppings for flavor. Best thing
Pizza by ExistingPerson February 18, 2024
Hey that gay just did a pizza
Pizza by Shiyuu May 18, 2024
Pronunciation: "pyeet-za"

Pizza, made with stretchy cheese and tomato sauce and dough and uhhh toppings and uhhhhhmmmmm a-and uhhhh an-and-and yeah I'm out of ideas.

ALSO an excuse to play video games and stay up late
Bro: Hey bro u want pizza?
Guy: *talks to himself* YES!!! I can finally use his PS5 to play Fortnight.
Guy: Yeah bro I'll take the pizza. Uh, maybe pepperoni and margherita.
Bro: OK

Bro: I'll get it from Danz Pooza(NOT A REAL PLACE!!!)
Guy: OK bro *says to self* Ever since dat renovation, the service has been as slow as fvck

Guy: *Plays PS5 for 1 hour then Bro comes back*
Bro: ...MY... PS...5...

Guy: Oh sh!t
Bro: YOU'RE DEAD
Pizza is legal weed
Who the fuck needs drugs when you can have pizzas?
Pizza by A literal Dummy July 17, 2024
R: *force feeds g pizza*
G: *enjoys it*
Pizza by A@$TE90P3 August 16, 2024
Slang for child pornography, shortened from "cheese pizza" (CP).
I tried to download a movie from the internets and I ended up with pizza in my hard drive.