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A beautiful masterpiece of pepperoni and cheese and sauce. Everyone's one true love. Addable toppings for flavor. Best thing
Pizza by ExistingPerson February 18, 2024
Pizza is legal weed
Who the fuck needs drugs when you can have pizzas?
Pizza by A literal Dummy July 17, 2024
R: *force feeds g pizza*
G: *enjoys it*
Pizza by A@$TE90P3 August 16, 2024
Hey that gay just did a pizza
Pizza by Shiyuu May 18, 2024
Pronunciation: "pyeet-za"

Pizza, made with stretchy cheese and tomato sauce and dough and uhhh toppings and uhhhhhmmmmm a-and uhhhh an-and-and yeah I'm out of ideas.

ALSO an excuse to play video games and stay up late
Bro: Hey bro u want pizza?
Guy: *talks to himself* YES!!! I can finally use his PS5 to play Fortnight.
Guy: Yeah bro I'll take the pizza. Uh, maybe pepperoni and margherita.
Bro: OK

Bro: I'll get it from Danz Pooza(NOT A REAL PLACE!!!)
Guy: OK bro *says to self* Ever since dat renovation, the service has been as slow as fvck

Guy: *Plays PS5 for 1 hour then Bro comes back*
Bro: ...MY... PS...5...

Guy: Oh sh!t
Bro: YOU'RE DEAD
Slang for child pornography, shortened from "cheese pizza" (CP).
I tried to download a movie from the internets and I ended up with pizza in my hard drive.