Portable Pillows

Also known as breasts, tits, or boobs. They are known as portable pillows because in the morning you can lay your head on them.

Man, my girlfriend has such nice portable pillows. They are so comfortable!

by xPclynnx January 27, 2014

Mike Pillow

A nickname used for Mike Lindell, the insurrectionist, traitor and liar that tried to undermine the 2020 Election.

Nickname originated from The David Pakman Show, a progressive podcastor / commentator

Did you see what Mike Pillow did yesterday?

No, but I can only imagine.

by SIRRRRRR August 21, 2021

Prison Pillow

A prison pillow is an annoying and extremely effeminate gay man. Often the man in prison who is used to vent other inmates sexual needs and they often do it willingly. Generally the stereotypical kind you see with the inverted shirt-bra and calling other men their "Boo" and acting catty to other gay men.

The kinda gay where they forget how to throw a punch and instead scream and try and scratch you with fake and awful glued on nails.

The Pillow is used due to the reference "If you are feeling hot you just flip it over."

Jesus christ Kyle. I get that you are gay but did you have to go out with such a prison pillow?

by Little Richie's Black Uncle January 13, 2019

dead pillow

A girl who doesn't move while having sex and let her partner do all the job.

1. Man, I had sex with that fat chick last nigh, she was a total dead pillow.

2. That girl sucks at having sex, she's a dead pillow.

3. If I would have known, I wouldn't have fucked that dead pillow.

by fvck09 February 6, 2009

arm pillow

A guy with huge muscles to sleep on, comfortably. Muscles as comfy as a pillow.

"OMG that guy is so jacked" "I know, look at those arm pillows! I want to cuddle the shit out of him".

by UIUC2014 October 23, 2013

Pillow wash

The act of ejaculating on a pillow prior to intercourse. Followed by engaging in anal sex while rubbing your partners face in the pillow thereby giving her a pillow wash.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a pillow wash last night.

by Curious Joe October 18, 2015

Pillows of Joy

Breasts, knockers, titties, etc., particularly those which are sexually appealing.

John: I really love your pillows of joy
Jill: Really? They don't look like two fried eggs on nails to you?
John: No, they are hot. I hereby declare myself sexually aroused.

by SmotheredInJoy October 24, 2011