a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it
girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out
girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺
girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺
by a random person that exists October 15, 2019
Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 01, 2015
Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn
by __________E____________ August 12, 2018
An average, everyday household item that can be converted into a sex toy. Commonly used amongst the kink/BDSM community.
I've been using my wooden spatula as a pervertable to spank my sub.
This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!
This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!
by waterdude125 September 29, 2021
The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.
A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo
A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo
Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"
Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"
Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel
by Scandi-seeker May 09, 2025
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