push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés

When you fart in a napkin and put it under a person's nose shouting "Sapristi Capitaine! Du chloroforme!".

The night out in Paris was great - too bad Yannick was sat next to me at dinner and kept giving me the good old Sapristi Capitaine de Saint-Germain-des-Prés.

by tngyrlns October 17, 2022

perestroika

Restructuring, changes for the better,
dispose of the old metality, habits, traits and adopt the new.

We need perestroika within our organisation.

by Sean Pham August 28, 2005

free presbyterian

a pseudo religious cult formed in 1957 in ballymena ireland by ian paisley who consider themselves british and believe in wiping out all catholics on earth and consider the papacy to be the devil incarnate. want the north of ireland to stay under british occupancy. although always denied by them but well documented they have strong links with loyalist terrorists. all memebers of the cult are members of the orange order as well.

free presbyterians are scum

by da origanal playa May 24, 2006

Phresh

A word posers use in an attempt to sound cool.

Poser: I'm Phresh.
*person hits poser with large brick*

by No thank you. May 20, 2011

pres man

extremely ugly and disturbing to look at.

Joe Placek is a pres man

by Josh Gagagmosha February 15, 2018

peres

A person who also says dude at the end of every sentence.

Pete- Hey man what's up.

Tom- Nothing whats your problem dude. Sorry im having anger issues dude. Plus i just lost my folder dude.

Pete- Stop saying dude its annoying me. Your such a peres.

by T Pepper May 12, 2010