tele-pwn

the act of talking on the fone with sum one and getting totally pwned

person calls someone on the fone
guy 1: hello

guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u

by qwerty12345678900987654321awby June 14, 2010

pwn hard

The complete and total ownage of others.

Falcon Sixteen Fish pwn hard!

by squadron 16 2013 the truth November 17, 2009

fail pwn

A fail pwn is best described by using an example. Say a friend of yours requests back-up in any video-game, and you tell them you can't play because you are too tired; this would be a friend fail. If on top of friend failing, your friend gets slaughtered in whatever game they played and lets you know the next day about it, the appropriate response from the absent friend would be, "fail pwn," since by their friend fail, the other was pwned.

Jonny: Wow, you left me to die last night on counter-strike. We got completely slaughtered. What a fail.....

Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.

by lglpwn January 07, 2010

pwn-dered

another way of saying pwned

yo homie, yo just got pwn-dered

by yoamerica July 24, 2009

t-pwn

This is an affliction most commonly found in the Unreal Tournament addict.

It is the act of typing a 't' before actually typing a message in messenger or a shoutbox, etc...

Hey. What was the name of that Steven King book?

tIt!

FUCK!

*t-pwned*

by invisi3ill August 28, 2008

pwn-schooled

An insult used online, suggesting as kids they got repeatedly pwned and thats all they're good at. Clearly a parody of home-schooled.

Yo Jake420, Were you pwn-schooled as a kid?

by Gameguru666 May 07, 2007

Pwn the Noobs

It means to play a game you are ecceptionally good at online against other people. An example would be Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. You can only say this of course if you are actually capable of pwning noobs.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna pwn the noobs with me later?

Guy 2: I was just pwning the noobs like half an hour ago, I'll play tonight.

by the master bator 01 February 27, 2010