Puerto Rican Barbie

A Mexican hooker with a broken nose and a throat infection.

I let this Puerto Rican Barbie gum me behind the bushes but when she tried to blow snot rockets, I cut out.

by Gary the Baker May 27, 2009

Puerto Rican Chili

When a guy has anal and puts a bucket underneath then cuts the head of his dick with a razor so the blood drips into the bucket and the girl has diarrhea into the bucket and they both eat it together.

last night me and this girl had the best Puerto Rican Chili in the world man!

by Ricannn December 15, 2009

puerto rican men

A group of people that live in Puerto Rico

Hey! Are those some Puerto Rican men

by Ya gay boi September 04, 2019

Puerto Rican Steamer

The puerto rican steamer is a very sensual move. This is when a girl is licking one's grundel or gooch however you would like to refer to the spot below your nuts and she blows in your ass.

I was with maria last night and she gave me a puerto rican steamer for goodluck.

by junglep April 28, 2006

Puerto Rican Picnic

The inner container of a box of wine (i.e. the pillow shaped device inside the box)

Dude, lets get a puerto rican picnic and head down to Gonzales beach and get wastead

by KW "shady" March 02, 2008

Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks

Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.

by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010

Puerto Rican sword

A piece of pipe a few feet long used to beat the shit out of your enemies.

That motherfucker came at me with a Puerto Rican sword!

by Some kind of moose February 28, 2018