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puddle sniffer

Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time
(Drill sergeant - drop to the ground and push you puddle sniffer)
by jynk-shots February 12, 2018
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Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.
1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.
by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012
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elbow puddle

elbow puddles: n., sweat that runs down from the armpits and pools where elbows rest on a desk, table or any flat surface during a heat wave.

First appearance, Brooklyn, NY, Heat wave, Summer 2012
The number on the legal pad was under the elbow puddle on my desk
by knock on 83 July 19, 2012
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Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013
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Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure
1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"
by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011
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Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.
Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.
by Sumaly October 13, 2023
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Puddle Blaster

1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles

2. A person who makes females orgasm
by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022
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