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Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013
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Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.
"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."
by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022
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Puddle Blaster

1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles

2. A person who makes females orgasm
by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022
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Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure
1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"
by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011
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Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.
Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!
by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023
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Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.
Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.
by Sumaly October 13, 2023
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Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.
1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.
by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012
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