a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.
by evil bob August 30, 2006
Get the tea potting mug.The 'Ricky Ponting Bum Tap', aka the ‘RPBT’ is the only known male heterosexual contact with the arse of another heterosexual male currently in existence - introduced by world class cricketer Ricky Ponting himself. The RPBT consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same sex). This contact rule MUST be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the sexuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
Papabear - “What a fantastic shot Casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! Let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘Ricky Ponting Bum Tap’, also known as the RPBT, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heterosexuality, and alphaness.”
by Papabear of Brisneyland October 19, 2010
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A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
by Marie Costello August 26, 2007
Get the Tea potting mug.When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.
Note: this is definitely not gay!
Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?
Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!
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