Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)

Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!

by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022

Portuguese Snow-Blower

Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.

My innocence was lost after those white girls showed me what a Portuguese Snow-Blower is.

by Pappa_Snowflake November 24, 2022

Portuguese Whistle

When you are driving with one one hand and your forearm hits the horn inadvertently.

We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.

by Gabagool December 13, 2021

Portuguese Lung Dart

Alternative name for a cigarette.

Where did Manny go?…I think he went outside to look at the stars and smoke a Portuguese Lung Dart.

by Gabagool December 15, 2021

Portuguese Sneeze

When a man ejaculates with ferocity and is also from Portugal.

When she going down on you and you Portuguese sneeze in her eye.

by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

The great Portuguese challenge

A micro size dildo molded from a California teacher of Portuguese heritage with a big beard.

My virgin sister tried to break herself in with the great Portuguese challenge but she said she couldn't feel it.

by Big portigee February 11, 2022