a dwarf in one's pants who's sole purpose is to induce a permanent grin on the face of the user of said dwarf by sucking his or her cock (not to be confused with irascible cockdwarfs who are prone to biting and irrational behavior resulting in a negative disposition of the user of said dwarf)
Damn, that dude's got a permanent grin on his face Either he's plotting a Machiavellian scheme or he's got a Portuguese cockdwarf in his pants!
by specialpants January 10, 2015
Get the Portuguese cockdwarfmug. A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018
Get the portuguese sack lunchmug. The Portuguese Goodbye refers to a parting of ways that unfolds in stages over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that only appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
The way my Portuguese in-laws say goodbye after Sunday dinner typically takes 30 minutes from the first 'we need to go' to the rest of the family encircling their car in the driveway to wave at them while they disappear over the horizon - "the portuguese goodbye" par excellence.
by SalvyZ August 10, 2022
Get the The Portuguese Goodbyemug. by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022
Get the Portuguese Sneezemug. When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017
Get the portuguese crockpotmug. by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023
Get the You're so Portuguesemug. When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 7, 2021
Get the portuguese muffinmug.