Taylor Port

That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.

*Veterans enjoy it chilled*

It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.

New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"

Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"

Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"

New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."

Adept drinker: "You never will"

by Eddie Genius October 2, 2018

port-a-lock

A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.

This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.

My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.

by 3374267182 May 28, 2018

port ting

Simple roadman word meaning okay or ite

Fam that’s port ting u get me

by Itx_stan January 19, 2018

Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown

I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass

by Nighnutz November 3, 2019

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021

Port 90

A videographer was about to produce a webcast and asked if the server admin set up the media server to accept connections on Port 90 because it was not working. Knowing the videographer pulled the port # out of the air, the server admin called bullshit. The server admin knew that port 1935 was the main port with port 81 set up as a failover. Going forward, whenever someone 'made shit up' the media server team would respond with "Port 90". Leaving the bullshitter with more questions than answers.

An interjection with I: I call bulllshit
Talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

Woman is speeding down the road whilst talking on her cell phone. A police officer sees her on the cell phone and pulls her over.
Police Officer: "I would have let the speeding slip if I did not see you on your cell phone".
Woman: No, no! I was just using the phone to warm up my cheek.
Police Officer: "Hmmm. OK. Port 90!!". He then issues a summons leaving the woman looking confused.

by VladimirPoopen September 28, 2013

port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011