Someone with an overwhelming obsession with their phone, phone related apps and equipment. Someone with a new phone who is generally a boring person with nothing relevant or interesting to talk about. Someone with an aggressive need to show you their phone and tell you about its uninteresting attachments.
Look at my new phone, it has an app that comes up with interesting phone related conversation starters. Check out how much music my phone has! Why would I want to sleep with you when, instead we can talk about how much memory my phone has. I have no personality but my phone can be used as a metal detector. I am a complete Phone Wanker!
by The Scuzzy one October 28, 2010
Get the Phone Wanker mug.Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.
Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......
by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!
I got this feelin'
It's so appealing
For us to get together and sing. SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone!
It grows in bunches
I got my lunches
It's the best
Beats the rest!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Don't need no quarters, don't need no dimes, to call a friend of mine
No need computers, or TV, to have a real good time,
I'll call my dentist
I'll call my cat
It's cellular, modular, intellective, oddular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!
I got this feelin'
It's so appealing
For us to get together and sing. SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone!
It grows in bunches
I got my lunches
It's the best
Beats the rest!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Don't need no quarters, don't need no dimes, to call a friend of mine
No need computers, or TV, to have a real good time,
I'll call my dentist
I'll call my cat
It's cellular, modular, intellective, oddular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!
by Becca January 8, 2005
Get the Banana phone mug.A girl you can toss away, who always comes back... for sex. Often a girl who leaves town but comes back once in a while to visit.
Deb went back east to go to college; I didn't want her for a girlfriend anyway, but I'll let her be my poonerang.
by swineflew March 8, 2011
Get the poonerang mug.Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.
The female version of "cockblocked."
The female version of "cockblocked."
My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.
by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011
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As your approaching someone and To Avoid talking to them, You take out your Phone and pretend Texting, or acting like you got a notification...
As your approaching someone and To Avoid talking to them, You take out your Phone and pretend Texting, or acting like you got a notification...
As Jason Approached his Ex-Girlfriend Amanda,
He quickly took his iPhone out and he Phone Blocked Her by pretending like if he got a Text.
He quickly took his iPhone out and he Phone Blocked Her by pretending like if he got a Text.
by Mikail Mayers August 23, 2011
Get the Phone Block mug.John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"
Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."
John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."
Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."
John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."
by mpfogarty October 21, 2010
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