Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.
by poode dude August 2, 2010
Get the pool jerkmug. by Smallhouse June 6, 2017
Get the Playing Poolmug. Yo Mikey stop with your shitty jokes before I unleash my pool of kids on your mom’s back after I pound her in the ass!
by PeteyPaplo June 11, 2019
Get the Pool of kidsmug. by JDPatriot November 8, 2021
Get the Baby Poolmug. IT'S A POOL THAT IS FAST THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT AND YES THERE ARE SLOW POOLS ASWELL DON'T QUESTION SWIMMERS!
by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018
Get the fast poolmug. Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.
Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.
Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
by Saucelord808 July 1, 2021
Get the Pool Goonmug. Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.
by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023
Get the Straight in the poolmug.