pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.

Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.

by poode dude August 2, 2010

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

fast pool

IT'S A POOL THAT IS FAST THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO IT AND YES THERE ARE SLOW POOLS ASWELL DON'T QUESTION SWIMMERS!

wow what a fast pool, I was really fast today

by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018

Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.

Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.

by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023

pool bitch

very much like a pool boy, only it is an extremely attractive female with a bad attitude. See also: pool bitch

Guy 1: Hey did you get your pool cleaned yet?
Guy 2: Yeah my pool bitch cleaned it last night.

by ella1383xra January 8, 2015

White pool

The exciting process of attempting to collect semen in ones belly button during an ejaculation. Successful completion of this process mean one has 'White pooled'.

"He shoots...he scores! White pool!"

by white6767 May 5, 2014

josh pool

A super goofy guy, has a big nose and runs like a dinosaur, when he talks it sounds like "gshhpshhgshhpshgasg"

Josh pool-someone who is gay

by Taco taint February 25, 2015