Penis

the penis is often refered to as a member, stick , twig, shaft, mule,johnson, snake, ect. it is also often given pet names usually by its owner or the female/male using it. some pet name include SGT, the hulk, little jimmie, the general, and bob just to name a few. the list goes on and on.

i named my shaft the general but my gilfriend likes to call it her pleasure stick.

by kyle coleman August 24, 2004

peni

The plural of penis. By extension, the plural of walrus is walri.

You are more likely to encounter peni than walri.
Walri peni are actual bones.

by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006

[peni]

any florida driver being an asshole on the road; multiple penises

"Ah man, this guys being a real peni."

by Fionace Beasley October 19, 2008

penis

an anagram for "spine"

"Hey, I never realized that "penis" was really just an anagram for "spine"

by anagram_finder February 4, 2014

Penis

A long soft hanging thing that woman go crazy for

bro life is like a penis, it's long and soft, till woman come along and make it hard

by Littlepervert November 12, 2014

no penis no

No penis no. A term mostly used by teenage lesbians or bisexual females that lean towards female attraction more than males. How else can you define it? They're saying no to penis.

JUST SAY NO!

(Girls talking about last night with boyfriend.)
Mikayla: Its big...9 inches!
Morgan: NO PENIS NO!

by MerTruckClub April 21, 2014

Penis

A wild creature hated by all feminists. Might be found under pants or inside your girlfriends vagi.

Oh no, my penis got lost again. -Wait i think i see it inside your momma.

by WizZard69 May 3, 2018