Josh ruben Patterson

A very sexy boy with a great sense of humor and is totally cool

Look it's Josh ruben Patterson he's so cool and smart!

by The true narrator April 15, 2022

brandon patterson

OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"

Brandon Patterson

by BigP6969 February 4, 2010

chin patter

Rueben Patterson of NBA fame sodomizing his childrens nanny

Oh Rueben please stop I cant breathe

by talk_shows_on_mute February 19, 2005

Patterson High Scool

Patterson High School is known as the lamest unedcucational school in California history.

1: Hey, what school do u go to?
2: Central Catholic, why?
1: Your fucking lucky, I go to Patterson High and it sucks ass.

by lipps April 2, 2005

Paternity Brothers

Two or more men who appeared on the Maury Povich show and were tested for the paternity of the same child.

"Ever since we was both tested for being Shaniqua's baby daddy on dat Maury show, we Paternity Brothers, fam"

by mattmattmattmatt August 21, 2008

Potterness

Over-eagerness to the point of complete and utter annoyance

Thomas' Potterness got the better of him again and no one will speak to him now.

by the most unfortunate victim May 20, 2011

software paternalism

A software design problem where user decisions subordinate to defaults selected by the architect. Oftentimes, the user is thought to be too incompetent or stupid to use the software but truthfully, there is a lack of interest in allowing the program to be flexible.

Compare to droolproof paper -which is the case when something is designed so dumbed down that it adversely affects the functionality.

Apple products are terrible in general because they suffer from software paternalism.

by CoveredInCatHair February 18, 2014