i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin May 18, 2007

smelling your own shit

When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.

What you up to dog?

Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.

Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE

by My shit don't stank July 22, 2011

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

by Fenland July 14, 2005

you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006

put your own dick in your butt

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.

Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"

by Hykon June 21, 2010

Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

by JaRknessd May 10, 2010