Hot Oven

Farting under the duvet and causing a warm gust of pungent air to be expelled when the sheets are disturbed.

Dude, don't hot oven this bed when we're heads and tails

by BCMLQ December 27, 2010

cake in the oven

A phrase often used to describe when someone is pregnant (see preggers). "Cake" making reference to the baby, and "oven" meaning belly or womb.

Also see the phrase, "bun in the oven".

1. "Did you here about Miss Grey?" "Yeah, she's got a cake in the oven. Wonder who's the da'."

2. "Her dad was shocked when he found out she had a cake in the oven."

by OldJohnnyMcEnroe August 17, 2011

Dutch oven

Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played ‘Reveille' on the botty bugle.

"A Dutch Oven is the art of cooking ones partners' head beneath the bedclothes using cabbage-gas, made popular by Emperor Julius Ceaser during the hieght of Roman rule in Europe". (Adam Hart-Davies, from the popular TV series 'What the Romans did for us, 2003')

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Jew Oven

A rather less-than-deviant sex move. When your having sex with someone and you shove them in an oven!
(don't try this at home)

Hitler: I'm charged with murder because I gave my girlfriend a jew oven.

by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008

junk oven

When you are spooning with your significant other and he or she farts on your junk, heating it up like an oven. junk oven fart queef penis cock gas spooning heat

Man, my cougar totally gave me a junk oven last night. That's the last time I feed her lactarded ass a la mode special brownies.

by D_Bagzz March 6, 2011

Beast Oven

Female genitalia, for instance beast oven refers to the fact that the female has a child inside of her that more than likely will turn out to be a fucktard therefore A beast.The oven part of this should be self explanatory.

"I be stuffn' that BEAST OVEN"

by Matt Brown.....Hear,Hear April 15, 2009

Oven Mitted

when one has one hand inserted in the vagina and the other hand inserted in the ass, holding her in a doggy position and making her grab your favorite dish out the oven.

I had hands deep in both holes open my hands like a over mit her mouth opened as I pull my hands together her mouthed closed around my pie then I could pull back and take that God damn pie you been oven mitted bitch

by kiwimike May 9, 2019