Orlandoed

It's what happens to a person, place, or thing when they experience several tragic, unexpected, and unrelated events within a short period of time and/or a short distance of one another.

Matt: Hey, did you hear about Jesse's car wreck?
Gavin: Yeah, and didn't his dog die yesterday?
Matt: Yeah, and he also had his wallet and phone stolen on Friday.
Gavin: Man, Jesse is just getting Orlandoed.
Matt: ikr

Katie: Our city has just been getting Orlandoed lately. All these horrible things happening...
Jim: Yeah, that's why I don't like to watch the news nowadays.

by Terabitten June 15, 2016

Orlaith

An Irish name derived from gold (ór)

Orlaith is a very beautiful girl

by Sparkypone January 26, 2019

Johnny orlando

Johnny orlando is a perfect boy who's now 17 almost 18 and he's my Daddy. Yes Daddy.

Wow he's perfect but not as johnny orlando

by Whorelando😏 October 19, 2020

ORLANDO BLOOM

Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.

Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

Orlando

The name, not the city, is the name of the ultra-cool, Mexican-Italian-American family. It is the family that others only dream about marrying into. Being born into it is twice as awesome, but that is a birthright, not an option.

Gimme some Orlando magic.
Why can't I be an Orlando (sigh)?

by HoseB January 27, 2007

Orlando Bloom

Oh my god. Too great for words. But I suppose this is way Im expected to run this urban dictionary thing. Well, here goes:

1./Orlando is the most sexiest man I have ever laid my keen eyes on.
2./The type of guy I would kill for.
3./If our paths ever do cross, he must be warmed that I may jump on his yummy body of his and take him home to my liking :

I suppose thats` good enough.

1./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
2./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
3./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom, much.

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

ORLANDO

Orlando is a city in Central Florida. It is a urban city. Orlando there is so much crime. and its full of torrist that dont know how to drive and they will run you off of the road. It has a huge Carribean population. Aka (Warlando) you dont want to visit West Orlando *Pinehills just dont walk outside at night and try not to get shot. Disney is not in Orlando it is in Lake Buena Visa/ Kissimee.... and if you need to get around use the 408 or I-4. Go to Daytona Beach not Cocoa Beach.

1. The next trip to Orlando I will need a bulletproof vest .
2. Ohh I went to my favorite Roti and Jerk spot in Pinehills I dont know how I survived.
3. There are so many torrist than dont even know how to talk english.

by Sherman S November 23, 2016