Jag kommer Faan trycka dig

Its a sentence in swedish made by Thomas, and it means "I will going to fuck you!"

Kp: Hej thomas!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!

by Abdiscoolaliv June 26, 2021

JAG

the best soundcloud rapper ever

“what are you listening to?”
“jag”
“das lit”

by mjag April 29, 2023

jags

An abbreviation of James Allen's Girls school. Its a pretty mid school in Dulwich with over expensive fees for no reason. People who go there are either really rich, really neeky or just happened to do well for entrance exams. The people there are typically really annoying but occasionally you will meet a cool one. Most of them are mid but there are some hot ones. The students all hate eachother and correctly so.

"bro look at that girl"
"you think she goes to jags?"
"probably"

by depressed and well dressed June 30, 2023

Jag

When loaded right to the limit

Man I got a good jag of wood on the old truck today

by Heywire22 October 2, 2019

Wag Jag

The act of dancing where chest pops while moving arms and hips in a rotating motion

Oh man look at Ian "Wag Jag"!

by Jaxandbrit February 14, 2012

jags

the postpartum zayn malik treatment

ever since zayn left I've been feeling the jags.

by 1dizzleaf April 14, 2015

Jagged Flying

flying in a curvy manner

She was jagged flying around the building when she fell.

by coolEnigma26 April 28, 2021