Olympics

The Olympics are just games, so at the end of the day, if you're an athlete, hopefully you do what you want to do no matter what, from winning a medal to having a good time and not winning anything at all. It's not about what other people want you to do, since they are not there. What makes people happy and doing what they love isn't being lost, being lost is not having found something you love to be doing.

The Olympics are games, and people sometimes turn them into something beyond human. Life is not a comic book.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Passing the Olympic Torch

When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)

A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch

by Paulbunioned June 3, 2023

booty olympics

Having stomach or taking a dump problems hence your body specifically doing the most like it’s competing in the Olympics.

Jimmy had to miss work because of the booty Olympics

by WTFBRUH11 December 26, 2020

Irish Olympics

Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.

Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...

by Leadfoot Leon September 14, 2016

Olympics

Some of these younger folks seem quicker to change the guard than people from earlier in their generation or generations before. Michael Phelps had longetivity to his Olympic runs. Being unselfish isn't a bad thing, a lot of these folks will be together as a team for years to come, but just like vets can learn from the rookies, where would the Olympics be without the vets?

Vets do more than just usher in the new during the Olympics, so hopefully appreciation for them isn't lost for something newer that seems more momentarily exciting.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Orgasm Olympics October

See who can get the most orgasms in October.

Nut or have an increasingly amount of orgasms in Orgasm Olympics October.

by Yoda's last name October 29, 2021

masturbation Olympics

A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen

Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics

Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics

by Sebastian hiney February 27, 2021