An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.
Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.
Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.
Theresa: *sigh*
Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.
Theresa: *sigh*
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
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"No I got rejected. Their meanest omissions officer must have read my application.
"No I got rejected. Their meanest omissions officer must have read my application.
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the most braullic pikachu, and/or pokemon type rat, that has ever existed. its career exceeds that of any other pokemon and that of most business men, like the ones you see on wall street today. like you'll be on the train, then someone will come in preaching the bible, and mariachis and whatever, and then theres all those wall street guys. THOSE are the ones like office pikachu. office pikachu usually occurs to those under the influence of sour diesel or other drugs. one should avoid office pikachu in the event that he has many bills to pay, and thus will become enraged and ruin anyone in his path.
by blastoise October 20, 2007
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(Sang to the Slinky song)
Who bans your ass without care,
he really is that sort of guy.
Sell-out and make a lot of dough,
that's just our pal, Cjayc.
"Time to purchase a new boat or car",
that's what he asks to himself.
Or maybe he'll buy his very own country?
That's just out pal, Cjayc.
It's Cjay, it's Cjay,
CNet gave him lots of cash.
It's Cjay, it's Cjay,
money shoots out his ass.
(Sang to the Slinky song)
Who bans your ass without care,
he really is that sort of guy.
Sell-out and make a lot of dough,
that's just our pal, Cjayc.
"Time to purchase a new boat or car",
that's what he asks to himself.
Or maybe he'll buy his very own country?
That's just out pal, Cjayc.
It's Cjay, it's Cjay,
CNet gave him lots of cash.
It's Cjay, it's Cjay,
money shoots out his ass.
by Firecrest November 23, 2004
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Where all the loser rejects get a job after finding out that Devry and Everest College is too difficult. The employers are usually uncle toms, ugly women, sluts, pot head losers who live with 5 roommates at the age of 29, and some special ed case who talks from the corner of his mouth with a slight case of down syndrome. The store manager is usually some fat ass mexican bitch who sits on her ass while bossing everyone around on her fake ass blue tooth. The regional manager is some dorky short fuck who walks around with a stick up his ass, drives a beamer, and has about 6 cases of sexual harrassment against him. The inventory manager is usually some bald fat fuck, 27 years old, who married a mexican so he can keep her, and thinks his job is a career. Office Depot and Staples are ranked higher for a reason.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.
I was at Office Max yesterday, trying to find a print cartridge when this black guy named Brandon Lee walked up and talked to me like Bryan Gumble and his sidekick bitch, Jaimie, with acne holes in her face and a bird nose, thought she was gods gift on earth, was bossing everyone around. I realized I was in Office Max, Aurora, Colorado, off Parker Road, where shit like that is typical.
by Michael Allhouse March 7, 2008
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by Bryn Moore June 10, 2005
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The clicking of my coworkers pen in his adjacent cubicle finally got to me, so I flipped a desk out into the hallway, and made a barricade around the water cooler and opened fire. From then on, it was an all out office fight.
by sweetsilentserenade October 22, 2009
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