Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

soft and offensive

You should know, it's just like you

soft and offensive, just like you.

by dattt boiiii June 6, 2017

Registered Deck Offender

Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.

Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Third-partiable offense

Noun: a crime(specifically a fight) that which is punished under Ireesh Law through a third party in Apex Legends.

Diamond Team 1: *pokes at Diamond Team 2*
Diamond Team 2: *griefs and pushes them in a terrible way*
Ireesh: Guys this is a third-partiable offense

by lfg(xedoth's home) May 20, 2022

capital offense

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

by Downstrike September 26, 2004

Offensive

1. merely mentioning anything about your "lifestyle and/or preference to women"
2. reading a book for class that has the word gay on the cover(that in no way to sexuality)
3. watching a movie where a girl says she loves another girl in a friend way
4.anything having to do with gay rights

mother: what are you doing?
daughter: reading the advocate in the little corner of my room so as not to offend anyone with my gayness.
mother: your grounded

by ocfangurl March 16, 2005

Offalstick

Noun. A sausage, or sausage-like food.

"Yo bro, feel like swinging on down to Krissy's BBQ to snatch up some free offalsticks?"
"Nah man, I value my health."

by Over the Hll April 10, 2008