floor pubes

The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.

I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.

by Jrickso December 28, 2008

Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016

Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022

Humping the Floor

A move which involves slamming the lower parts of the body on the floor while flopping around on it. Often performed at parties.

Bob: Man, that party last night was lit.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.

by Bunbeeper December 8, 2016

floor corn

Popcorn that has sadly fallen from its bag or bowl and landed upon the ground thus rendering it useless.

"If i had not spilled my popcorn to the ground, i wouldnt have all this shitty ass floor corn" -Hubert Cumber Dale

"Floor corn is the worst of the corn family, providing no nutrients and harming the planet at the same time. Alaska will never be the same." -Time Magazine

"Nay is the true meaning of Alvis Time Ham nor Floor Corn, the true meaning of Alvis time is Popcorn" -Cale Sakowki

by Jameson Thurgood March 17, 2008

Floor Drugs

Drugs that are found on the ground, usually at Electronic Music Dance shows. They can be either in a bagged or out in the open state.

When I was up near the stage I looked down and found these floor drugs. I'm going to have the best night of my life!

by Adnatviek October 5, 2013

Floor Bitch

One who is forced to reside or sleep on the floor due to lack of empty couches, beds, or chairs.

Kyle: Dibs on couch!
Stephen: I call the bed!
Adam: What about me?

Kyle and Stephen: Floor Bitch!

by DjVileStump March 30, 2010