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Olympic medal

A intercourse move when the women lays on the bed with her legs wide open and the man steps steps back a few feet and runs towards her and jumps and does a backside supplex and if done right his penis should land in the womens vagina.
Aye bruh i heard your girl earned her Olympic medal.
by Maxter1919 July 24, 2015
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Irish Olympics

Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.
Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...
by Leadfoot Leon September 14, 2016
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olympic jerk

The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.
I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!
by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016
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couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.
Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."
by ratchattack January 5, 2016
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Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018
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The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.
Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018
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Spicy Food Olympics

The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.
Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!
by Kermode Bear September 27, 2018
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