tear its head off

a term for an extended stint of vigorous and thorough masturbation by which it appears to anyone watching as though you were trying to tug the glans of your cock off.

a similar sort of effect to the phrase "Choking the chicken"

you seen jake around latley?

nah, I heard his dad walked in on him the other day, caught him -going at it- big time, he wasn't too happy, said he yelled at him "you'll tear its head off if you keep going like that!"

by Hidamari November 8, 2011

its fuck off o'clock

When you just wake up and someone wants to talk to you.

Hey, Your mother was cremated
Its fuck off o'clock, shut up.

by thedickspicker July 16, 2022

offit

a bit crazy, out of the ordinary, strange, unbelievable

That is properly offit!

by Bryn Moore June 10, 2005

Offit

To be off ones tits. Usually involving one or more illegal substances.
Frequently used in text messages to other offits.

"Offit Offit Offit!!"

by Gareth Thomas November 18, 2003

pissed - offitude

An emotional state consisting of being severely pissed - off.

I made up the word myself.

Wow, that guy certainly needs something to help his constant pissed - offitude.

by Bob882 November 17, 2004

Offit

a short derivative for the phrase "off the hook"

"ey bluh, scope that ill ass ride, nigguh dat iz Offit."

by kevin glenn September 19, 2005

Pissed-Offitism

A perspective theory in which someone or group perceives another someone or group in an annoyed or angered fashion, based on a history of events leading up to the perceived notion.

An old friend of mine has caused me to look upon them in a Pissed-Offitism way.

by Wtfism November 15, 2021