darth nuke

An obsessed Star Wars fanboy, who looks for obscure Star Wars errors and spams the hell out of message boards until somebody listens to him.

Darth Nuke: You are dishonouring the Mandolorians! I will complain a lot as if they were real!

by Angry Geek March 28, 2005

Loose Nukes

1. A category for the uncategorizable
2. An explanation for the unexplainable
3. An excuse for the unexcusable

Thug #1: Yo homes, is Enya considered New Age or Soft Pop?
Thug #2: Who knows g, loose nukes!

Sorority Girl: Katie was totes loose nukes last night at the bar. I'm pretty sure she hooked up with the bouncer...
BFF: OMFG again?... loose nukes, yo!!!

by Swisscutie April 5, 2009

nuked

What happens to something (or someone) that gets so utterly destroyed or blown up that, no matter what, cannot possibly be in any worse condition.

in other words, completely dicintigrated from existence.

player 1: dude, I used the shoop da whoop gun on it, and it disappeared.
player 2: u completely nuked it, dude.

by pr1nn13s September 7, 2009

nukesterbate

Masturbating in a radioactive zone seeking the ultimate nuclear pleasure.

Hey, isn't Alexei supposed to be guarding the Chernobyl entrance?
Oh he's probably nukesterbating near one of the radioactive zones.
Isn't it dangerous to nukesterbate?
Yolo

by Santi's Apprentice January 8, 2014

nuke hiroshima

To Take a Huge shit in an unsuspecting toilet.

Man im going to go nuke hiroshima

by Captain Wacky August 29, 2007

nuke X from orbit

... it's the only way to be sure.
Typically used as "nuke IT from orbit," but seen in other forms.

Tom: OMG, the HForums are full of faggotry.
Dick: Yeah, we should nuke them from orbit.

Note: pronunciation is as close to IPA as I can manage without weird fonts.

by ZPrime October 20, 2003

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019