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Woke Bae

by bettertotakecareof September 30, 2020
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woke smeed

The modern defintion of incinerating cannibus products for medical and/or recreational usage.

Take 1st letter of 1st word and 1st two letters from second word and switch them.
W-oke Sm-eed >>> Sm-oke W-eed
"You wanna woke smeed, nucka"
"Dude, I just go kicked wicked hard in the clackers, lets woke smeed."
by White Eyed Peas May 13, 2005
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Post Woke

A level of maturity that keeps people from indulging in the reckless emotionalism, self-pity and murderous resentment inherent in Wokeness.
(C) “Wokeness allows me to blame others for my shortcomings and mistakes so nothing is my fault!”

(A) “How is that working for you?”
(C) “No so good. Maybe I’ll try Post Wokeness.”
by Reluctant Adult October 3, 2019
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Woke Capitalism

An arrogant, pretentious and self-righteous approach to critical social issues that immediately vaporizes when doing so conflicts with your financial interests.
"Yes, we all do have freedom of speech, but at times there are negative financial ramifications that can happen when you're not thinking about other people’s wallets and you're only thinking about yourself."

“Yah, that dude wasn't edumacated on the situation at hand and it cost me some serious bank.”
“He apparently didn’t get the memo on woke capitalism.”
by Reluctant Adult November 3, 2019
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Woke Trap

When someone that is woke tries to trick someone else into thinking they are racist, sexist, etc.
Amy tried to catch me in a woke trap when she asked what type of flowers a man would like for Valentine's day.
by Soccermomlover425 February 21, 2020
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woke check

When you see something on Facebook that you think might be insensitive, politically incorrect, or discriminatory but you decide to ask a friend before you blow it up.
Man, FB just came back with a woman as the first result when I searched for a .gif for “evil face”, can I get a woke check?
by leep_73 June 26, 2018
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Woke Criminal

A war criminal that doesn't discriminate based on race, gender or religion
"Did you hear they just appointed the first transgender latino CIA director and that the US Army is painiting its new stealth bomber with the LGBTQ+ flag?"

"They're such a bunch of woke criminals"
by K3lgar April 18, 2021
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