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The Norwegian Lightning Rod

A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.
The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.
by hunty goertz April 13, 2010
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Norwegian wood

hey maaan, thats some good norwegian wood maaan.
by havodthegoobyinyourassbitch April 13, 2015
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Norwegian snowplow

When you fun on a girl's back and you use the rim of your man bazooka to plow the seen like a knife through head cheese
I used the Norwegian snowplow on my girl last night and she loved it.
by Pr3cursor Pr1m3 November 11, 2017
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Norwegian snow pepper

Norwegian tradition of cumming in a full red, green, or yellow sock and freezing it overnight. Then in the morning you cut it up for your morning breakfast
Cant wait to eat my best friends Norwegian snow pepper tomorrow morning!
by Choco_monk January 13, 2023
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Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

1.) Get to large norwegian woman named Olga.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.
Damn those girls are good at the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback
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Norwegian fish hook

Jackson: The old huckelbuck failed me for the last time!
Josh: Huh?
Sir Issac Newton: According to my hypothesis, I'm clinically dead.
Pee-Wee Herman: What a heartless bitch!
Norwegian guy: Does anyone have some ice? I've got a Norwegian fish hook over here...
by mrm5593 October 4, 2006
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Norwegian Punish Fuck

Verb Action that should be taken towards a prissy looking person who wouldn't like to get dirty in bed.
The sorority homecoming queen deserves to get Norwegian Punish Fucked.
by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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