norwegian fish hook 

A sexual position, in which, a woman performs a highly acrobatic move, so that she may be "sexed up" from the man.

"I don't know how she does that norwegian fish hook."

norwegian fish hook by omgomg2745 February 9, 2008

norwegian legion 

slang term for semen (a reference to the Vikings: very strong, masculine men who traveled by sea to conquer virgin territory).

When I was screwing my girlfriend, I sprayed my norwegian legion all over her blond muff.

norwegian legion by norsedave August 20, 2009

Norwegian Circle Jerk 

Wrapping a piece of leftsa around one's penis, then proceeding to jerk-off in a circle formation. Afterwards, add luetifisk and eat like a sandwich. Must be done in groups of 5 or more.

Chris and Jake held a Norwegian circle jerk party at Rachel's house last night. It was erotic and delicious.

Norwegian Circle Jerk by Ashley, Chris, Jake, and Rachel. January 7, 2005

Norwegian Burrito

The hygge male sex organ.

During winter, I take comfort in a great Norwegian burrito.

Norwegian Burrito by Rayosnshn March 13, 2021

Norwegian meatball 

A girl is having a period and a guy dips his balls in her blood and she licks it

mary-im on my period
Paul- im gonna Norwegian meatball you

Norwegian meatball by roodfruit February 11, 2010

Norwegian Tittybang 

The act of severing a sleeping Norwegians hand and using it to slap the face of another being.

It is common that the severed is also kept by the perpetrator.

Robert pulled a Norwegian Tittybang on Astrid then used her hand to smack Rachel in the face. He's a woman hitter.

Norwegian Tittybang by urbanshrimp328 January 21, 2011

Norwegian Kiss 

When one partner makes out with another partners asshole, and the partners ass who's being licked starts to prairie dog.

-Mary: last night it was getting hot and heavy with my husband and i started to make-out with his butt and he started to shit on my lips.
-Tina: What you let him? Ive heard about this, I believe thats called a Norwegian Kiss Mary.
-Mary: Oh my, have you ever had one?
-Tina: No i haven't.

-Mary: To tell you the truth... I liked it.

Norwegian Kiss by pea_body January 29, 2010