two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
Get the nonce jockeymug. by GuessLol August 3, 2018
Get the Smelly noncemug. When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect
by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021
Get the nonce baguettemug. Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile
Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
Get the Nonce Punchedmug. Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky
"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"
"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"
"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"
by DominicCummings September 1, 2022
Get the Poverty Noncemug. A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce
by BIGDIK101 February 8, 2019
Get the Virgin Noncemug. 