Frozen Jello

When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.

"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"

by lre3354 February 19, 2012

Jello Person

Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.

Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."

by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL December 17, 2021

hot jello

Period blood

Girl I'm not doing nothing today I got hot jello coming down my va jay jay

by H3y it's jayj July 18, 2016

Mellow jello

When a male puts his penis in a jello packet and his companion licks it off.

Dude she gave good mellow jello last night

by Moe bama December 22, 2020

Befuddling the Jello

Verb.

Euphemistically referring to the act of fellatio.

She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend.

She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.

by flyingsioux August 6, 2008

liquid jello

The most sensual of all compliments. True sexual perfection.

Guy: Guuuuuurl, you look like liquid jello.
Girl: Have sex with me.

by pseudonym not chosen August 1, 2016

Vagina Jello

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.

After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.

by Extra Sloppy May 18, 2018