“Parker you’re looking really good today and that’s a factual bet” “it’s a factual bet that the sky is blue”
by Voteforfactualbet February 15, 2019
Get the Factual betmug. Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
by QuacksO January 6, 2020
Get the wed-bettingmug. "Parker you look really good today and that's a factual bet" " Its a factual bet that the sky is blue"
by Voteforfactualbet February 14, 2019
Get the Factual Betmug. The phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she "forgot".
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Fine.
*next day*
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Worst Bet lag!
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Fine.
*next day*
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Worst Bet lag!
by shaquillejohnson June 11, 2011
Get the Bet Lagmug. by Fuckin huh??? September 7, 2021
Get the Bets no Saucumsmug. Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.
Drunk bet
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017
Get the drunk betmug. A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.
I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.
by T'Rezi July 13, 2016
Get the Jersey Betmug.