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Turbo train

when big green soft wave turns into white wash and there is speed when surfing the wave, its a hoot.
(Fast rolling soft fat waves feel like you're on a turbo train)
by KyKatz August 25, 2013
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flappy turbo

A series of successive farts that make it sound like a motor bike revving.

This can be from anus or vagina.
That dude just let off a flappy turbo
by Fanglespangle October 10, 2013
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Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011
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Turbo Jagoff

A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.
I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"

"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
by dinosaurglow June 29, 2011
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Turbo Mode

When a dude gets super horny and his bone is harder than usual
Girl 1: wow that felt great last night
Guy 1: yeah, I must have been in turbo mode then
by Yeahyeahboi34 November 30, 2020
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turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".
1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
by dick_daddy February 17, 2021
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Turbo Soup

When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?
by svamenzi April 28, 2021
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