"Lemme guess, you used all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work, those are tax-deductable."
by stolen identity December 10, 2008

A Web Comic that was created in 2010 to make fun of an actual person who put on a thong to freak out a friend's mom.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.
See: Thonged Avenger (Definition), also see Facebook "The Thonged Avenger"
The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.
See: Thonged Avenger (Definition), also see Facebook "The Thonged Avenger"
The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.
by The Punisher 57925 March 31, 2020

A big bear boy. Someone that is bearish on the stock market and covers his face with a thong in shame.
by elevenchu May 7, 2022

Jennifer had a massive wedgie after slouching on the couch, so she reached back and de-thonged herself.
by dinglebutt December 18, 2011

Similar to your average thong but instead of going through the crease of the buttocks the thong parts between a woman's labia lips.
by TissueBalls November 17, 2017

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.
Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."
Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."
Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."
Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."
Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."
by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014

Normally found in Australia at festivals, on the side of the road, at a bus stop or in the middle of the desert. One of a pair of thongs, the most common of all Australian footwear and always there is only one... No one ever knows where the other one is. Common Australian beleif is that every now and then a thong gets sent back through space and time as an exchange for all the socks that dissapear...
"hey Brendon what is that you are wearing on your hand?"
"its a superfluous thong I just found over by that beer tent"
"its a superfluous thong I just found over by that beer tent"
by Jikella October 1, 2009
