by yes lad May 31, 2022

An awesome outdoor party stunt. With a can of beer in one hand, you drop your pants and drawers so you are bare-assed. Crumble a piece of toilet paper and wedge the ball between your ass cheeks. Leave a 6 foot trailer of TP that leads from your ass to the a few feet behind you, like the smoke trail of an airplane. Next have a friend light the very end of the trail (closest to the ground) on fire. Start running around the yard/party area while your friends count how many seconds it takes for your ass to start feeling the heat! The longest time denotes a clear winner! The line of fire shooting from your ass looks like an airplane diving with its engines a blaze!
by Mikiedice May 23, 2013

Typically very intelligent person and a great athetle; a Phoenix Kings is respected by all and is looked to by all their peers for leadership and guidance. A Phoenix King is someone who knows what they want in life and exactly how to get it. While some may see them as vain and arrogant, everyone secretly envys them and wants to be like them.
Person 1: "You see that guy over there? There's something I can't stand about him, but I also feel the urge to follow him at the same time"
Person 2: "Duh Bro! That dude is a Phoenix King"
Person 2: "Duh Bro! That dude is a Phoenix King"
by Memeoneandonly August 7, 2017

by UCIRVINEIST April 2, 2011

When things line up too damn well for it to be a coincidence and is obviously just the universe fucking with you.
P1: Our writing is to damn similar to not have some sort of crossover or reference to eachother
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...
by gladefreeze December 25, 2022

by san.toryu March 26, 2021

Downing a bottle of Pepto Busmoul on Friday after work. Then drinking rot gut and eating only extremely spicy food for all your meals. Then come Monday down a bottle of laxatives, and destroy the communal toilet while at work.
by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016
