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Life

When you lose your breath, and revel in it.
There are moments... that are life.
by pseudonym1453 October 17, 2009
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life is a test that you pass when you die

life is a sport that has no ground rules and many loopholes

life is a waiting room for all the fun of death

life is a game of musical chairs,

everyone gets out in the end.
on a long enough time-scale the life expectancy for everyone drops to zero
by frog-man-thing April 25, 2010
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1. beer

2. lager (same thing)

3. freeviews on the pay per view porn channel

4. hot meals which are done in the microwave in just a couple of minutes (magic)

5. a comfy chair (to sit on)

6. the amusing back chat from you to the window sales men that ring up

7. kitchen towl that mops up anything

8. those last few seconds on the brink of saneness when you talk to yourself about how funny mooses are

9. a wildlife documentary on mooses

10. all these things put together
by marlon the dancing moose May 13, 2003
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The worst thing that will ever happen to you.
You got a bad case of life you should shoot yourself.
by stephin April 7, 2005
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by Kurt July 19, 2003
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If you want to find out, watch Monty Python's "The Meaning Of Life".
All shall be revealed...

Also, see fun
"I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear Papa"

Sung by a lumberjack in said feature film.
by Monty Python July 13, 2004
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