Lid

A term used by fags to describe their hat, helmet and other assorted headwear.

Simon: Check out my lid!
Josh: What does it go on?
Simon: My can of beans.
Josh: Your... Head?
Simon: Yeah, that too!
Josh: Right... Your helmet...

by CheckoutmyLid! June 4, 2017

Lid

Short for liberal or libtard, by older people who can't read tiny words on their phone or computer.

1. THE LIDS WANT TO TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY

2. TIRED OF THE LIDS HACKING MY COMPUTER

by Denis Richman July 11, 2023

Lid

when someones capping way too damn hard, like way too hard

"yo i just bought the whole apple company" jax said
"thats lid as shit" eric responded

by Q.starstorm April 18, 2021

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

LID

Acronym for Long Island Douchebag or Long Island Dickhead. they're usually decked out in Under Armour, tactical gear and hunting shoes or jogging sneakers.

Joey: Hey bro what's up with that kid BJ always saying some dumb shit?

Andrew: He's from Nassau or Suffolk, so don't be surprised.

Joey: Ahhhh, he's a LID. That explains everything now.

by Billy718 July 20, 2017

Flip My Lid

To take Psychedelics

"Dude, I can't wait to Flip My Lid to some Jams tonight"

by Mysticjigsaw97 September 14, 2021

Garbage Can Lid

A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":

You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.

God, Garbage Can Lid kicks ass!

by Garbage Can Lid May 5, 2005