Mastercard Nips

When somebody's nipples are so large that they overlap in the middle like the Mastercard logo.

"Bro, you know I don't like to go to the beach. I can't take my shirt off, I have Mastercard nips!"

by Beak Tenderloin February 4, 2020

Button nips

When a girl's nipples are pushed in slightly giving the appearance of two buttons, often as a result of being overworked or tired, though this can be genetic .

"wow honey, you totally have button nips right now!"

"Shut up, Jason, I fucked your brother"

by Tangothemango October 13, 2020

Fat Nips

A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.

Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"

by Stonky B August 22, 2018

Seaweed Nips

When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples

Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman

by ThE_Bo$s June 6, 2020

milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 27, 2013

leatheroni nips

When a persons nipples are very long and pointy and have the texture and appearance of leather.

Joeys stepdad Sam had a massive case if leatheroni nips when he was hosing off the petunias.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 1, 2013

Dirty nip

A harsh act of spanking while dipping her right nipple in chocolate then when finished, tie a bow on the nipple and give as a gift to a loved one

"Oh dude I'm gonna dirty nip my GF Mags so hard tonight then give the finished product to gramps for his bday tomorrow"

by MAGS666 August 20, 2013