Hugo Nelson

Hes this weirdo that walks around Newtown train station screaming at alternative youth and running a muck and picking up loose change of the street so he can buy some 'durries'

Oi look brah its hugo nelson
no way brah hes having sex with a guy

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

Commodore Nelson

fat dude

Help, I cant lift Commodore Nelson, he's too overweight!

by Beausky March 3, 2022

Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."

That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.

by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021

Not Enough Nelsons

They have a tiktok and a yt channel.2 of there sisters have there own channel.

-ALL yt channels.JUSTKASS,Not Enough Nelsons,NEN FAM,KennaDee Kay,Kass and Josh,and Poke'NeN.

by ella_loves_jesus May 18, 2023

Dakota Nelson

Funnest person I know.

Me: Hey Dakota Nelson!
Him:What?
Me: Want fun dip?
Him: FUCK YEAH

by Claire555 February 16, 2009

dirty nelson

when one is pinned down and another defecates on one's face.

dude! my fat ass math teacher gave me a dirty nelson after i refused to give take her test!!

by bing cherry June 7, 2007