Neil'd It 

The botching of processes, protocols or simple directions; even when designed to be safe against the incompetence or the misuse of even by the stupidest or most careless of users.

The opposite of the popular English idiom "Nailed it!"

"I stripped the screw cause I did righty-loosey instead of righty-tighty." - Neil'er
"You really Neil'd it" - Observer

Neil'd It by Andytoy December 22, 2021

Neil Young 

A manchild who removed his songs from Spotify because a podcaster whose political views are different than his was more popular than him.

Neil Young is immature and needs to grow the hell up. Ditto for Joni Mitchell.

Neil Young by Ubeenbamboozledson May 7, 2022

Neil Armstrong 

the act of a man marrying an ugly chick. ie. one small step for man, one giant step (bullet) for mankind

Taking a bullet for mankind by marrying an ugly chick. doing a Neil Armstrong

Neil Armstrong by Matt Wilmot March 27, 2007

Neil'ed

To automatically blame the token black guy in the group for anything that may occur such as a siren from 2 km away, a car going off, someone saying, "hey where's my wallet" or anything related to crime, robbery, vandalism, surprise sex, or teenage pregnancy.

Kid 1: Look at this new iPhone my dad just got me!

Kid 2: Wow!

Guy 1: PUSSIES ON THE PAVEMENT! GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY, YOUR iPHONE AND YOUR DIGNITY.

Random observer 1: Those kids just got Neil'ed.

Neil'ed by The Sandwich Eaters2 May 25, 2010

neil young 

All that is good.

P.S. Southern Man > Sweet Home Alabama

Neil Youngs sperm is the most valuable resource in the world and it needs to be harvested.

neil young by Allen Fick August 1, 2007

neil diamond 

A pop singer/songwriter who had his 15 seconds of fame but whose career has now entered a downward spiral of kitschy, over the top, self parody. His slavish fans continue to attest to his awsomeness and are deserving of pity.

I can't believe Angie and Lloyd shelled out 75 bucks apiece for Neil Diamond tickets. What a pair of pathetic dweebs.

neil diamond by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

Neil cockstrong

When a man puts on a condom making sure as much air is contained as possible then proceeds to enter a body of water and have intercourse

You see those bubbles coming from that couple over there? Yeah that's Neil cockstrong

Neil cockstrong by Forest of steel May 15, 2022