negative sideburns

Describes the situation where someone shaves their sideburns above the hairline . the reasons for this are unclear, but may be a protective mechanism against inadvertently displaying ginger burns.

Did you see our bosses new haircut?
Yes he's certainly gone a bit razor happy, he now has negative sideburns.

by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

Negative Swag

The condition of having abnormally low swag.

WOW, Tristan Watson has negative swag. Homeboy tripped kicked out his own feet in the process of whiffing a simple pass.

by /?? February 11, 2009

Eggman nega

The super epic semi racist version of Dr Eggman from the Sonic the hedgehog games

DR EGGMAN...vs...EGGMAN NEGA

by Stick boi 420 June 6, 2021

negative feature

A bad feature that is marketed as a good one.

There's not cut-copy-paste metaphor in my operating system. Isn't that fantastic?!

by Bungalow Bill November 2, 2001

negative sideburns

occur when the side burns are cut even with the top of the curl of the ear or shorter. Sightings are primarily in rural and suburban areas, but every once and a while urban sightings happen.

Omg that hill billy has some "negative sideburns".

by the wolf-man April 4, 2009

NegativeKB

NegativeKB is currently #1 on Skycade KitPvP with the goal of reaching 100,000 kills on their server. His ego is high because of his high kill count, every time he kills someone his ego goes up by +1.

He was the best staff no doubt

Random1: Who keeps ruining my Kill Death Ratio?

Random2: it's NegativeKB! He's the best!

by Negggative October 9, 2019

negative dick

a person who is always negative and pessimistic and disagrees about everything a person or group of people say just to get attention or be an asshole.

Jolley - "T. Doc do you want to go down to the beach?"
T. Doc - " Yeah sure dat sounds fresh to me. Monty do you want to go?"
Monty - "Fuck no i hate the beach it's gay and there's nothing to do around here so I'm gonna lay here and eat all the chocolate pudding you fucking bitches and I hope you get ate by a shark and you are never gonna find any girls."
T. Doc and Jolley in unison - "Fine be a fucking negative dick you fat piece of shit."

by TDoc January 12, 2009