thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.

My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.

by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025

Needle in a Haystack

Usually used when someone's trying to do the impossible.

It's also used when you're coding

Needle in a haystack coding example:
strpos("haystack", "needle");

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

needle lobe

poking a breast with a needle until she bleeds to death

maybe emma will finally get the good old needle lobe tonight

by gjgfsdfhb April 20, 2018

Slut Needle

A slut needle is a needle that goes into multiple guys penises for semen extraction. Then it is pumped into a women. Therefore making the woman a slut because she has multiple different types of semen inside her

Guy: Omg! you got that Slut Needle in your penis too?

Guy 2: hell yeah! It felt super cool! I can’t wait to make that girl a slut after this!

by Candogthesquirrel November 15, 2020

needle dick

this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.

"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"

"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."

by It's ya boi needle dick December 13, 2023

Princess Needle

the metal mesh at the inside bottom of the wedding dress

1) E-eeeep! My Princess Needle is loose!
2) You see how wedding dresses have a metal mesh at the inside bottom? What is it called?

A Princess Needle

3) The Princess Needle is so wierd

by epic periwinkle master July 4, 2024

Needle

Noun
A small ass joint

"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."

by AlainaDeena September 2, 2017