neds

non educated delinquent live in Glasgow stand around drinking Buckie and pissing in letterboxes. They are members of young teams.

neds: aye pass us sum buckie u wee fat fanny

by tramp1990 November 14, 2006

Nerd

People who are smarter then you.

nerd

by Rainbow_Creeper3 September 9, 2016

Nerd Boner

The act of getting a proverbial boner over something that is really nerdy.

Derek has a giant nerd boner over his world of warcraft character.

by Mr.Boracus May 1, 2006

Nerd Neck

A Nerd Neck is someone who has no-life and spends all there time on video games.

1. This kid is such a Nerd Neck!
2. Look at his stats! Over 40k kills!

by poop sex gamer December 1, 2018

nerdstered

A phenomenon resulting from an attempt to pass off a fallacious story as factual, only to subsequently have the story proven wrong, resulting in exhibited defensiveness, bitterness and embarrassment on the part of the teller of said false story.

Synonym: PWNT

The term was derived from the following thread (created by a poster names "nerdster") on the NC State message boards:
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=178&f=2535&t=2721704

Note the weak attempts at insulting those who are laughing at the expense of him having "nerdstered" himself throughout the thread.

by The Herlihy Boy October 20, 2008

Nerdsplain

Nerdsplaining occurs when a nerd hears a topic they love and obsess over and can't contain themselves from telling you everything they know about it. Nerdsplaining is about overwhelming excitement on a nerd's favorite subject, not about being condescending in an effort to feel superior.

I mentioned that I liked the Iron Man movie to my little brother and he couldn't help but nerdsplain the entire MCU history to me.

by All My Nerd Friends February 9, 2023

Needsman

A needsman is someone who is there for you whenever you need anything. Ask the Needsman and he/she shall supply you with whatever it is that you need.

Guy: Man the chick is fine, she wanted me to give her a ride home but I don't have enough money for gas, or for a car.
Needsman: Hey bro, you can take my ride, and here's $20 to fill up the tank.
Guy: Thanks man, your a real needsman.

by GoodtimesCharlie March 18, 2009