n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

Ctrl.Alt.n00b

Some geek with too much time on his hands

Oh Ctrl.Alt.n00b you are so cool you can use poxy l33t haxx0r language...

by James. Just James January 31, 2005

n00bist

one who follows the ways of a n00b or practices n00bism

I noticed that he was a n00bist because of the way he fragged his own teammates

by The_Liberator (via Unreal Tournament 2004) September 25, 2004

n00balicious

Something that directly relates to n00bish behavior.

for example, something is n00balicious if n00bs enjoy it, use it, or misuse it (being that they are n00bs).

also,

n00blalicious can be a way to describe particularly n00bish actions by someone

" damn, i can't believe he doesn't know how to direct his character. that's completely n00balicious"

or

"The way Rose acts around boys is completely n00balicious... she looks like an idiot"

by Heather and Madison July 16, 2007

crested n00b

the kind of n00b which is nice and behaves, often only trying to join in with the community.

Crested n00bs are quickly being made extinct by trolls and mean n00bs because they are nice and use proper english (or whatever language they type)

Crested n00bs are usually over the age of 18 and have a high level of maturity, and usually have something to offer to the community they have joined...

Crested n00bs usually evolve into much more prominent members of the online community and become much more popular than trolls or noobs

by Lord Devlin December 30, 2005

slumdog n00b

A newly impoverished adolescent that recently has been displaced into the slums due to unforeseen circumstances.

Saif's downward spiral into alcoholism was the cause of his wealthy parent's decision to remove his trust fund, and subsequently forcing him to move into the slums and solidifying his title for this week's slumdog n00b.

by Duhnilo June 11, 2009

N00bz0r

one that is inexperienced.

Josh Reed is such a n00bz0r that he doesnt know what foreplay is.

by Mary Mariegh June 13, 2003