mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

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mustard sauce

When your fisting a male or female and the start to shit and you keep going

Yo me and jenny had some mustard sauce last night

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When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

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When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

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When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

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When you Hit a amazing Quickscope in Fortnite with the Bolt Action Sniper Rifle

I just pulled A fat Mustard Twitch just now.

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player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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