nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

Butt Mustard

The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.

How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!

by Dan Lyons December 28, 2008

Mustard Face

A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.

I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!

by Young Cat Meat August 16, 2009

mustard sandwich

1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.

2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.

1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

by C. B. F. April 5, 2008

packin mustard

if a member of the opposite sex is incredibly attractive, one would say they are "packin' mustard". Derives from the slang "hot" to describe attractiveness but more poetic

that girl is packin mustard

by Georgey B March 25, 2007

Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)

Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.

by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018

mustard nipple

A nipple that has a yellow tinge around

"Yo you have a bad case of mustard nipple dude."

by Bend_me_like_beckham February 14, 2017