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mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.
Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025
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Musting

Musting is a sexual activity in which one spits saliva directly onto the asshole, and then whips the saliva until it foams. When you have made an emulsion with the saliva and the rectum juice, thy shall spread the cheeks apart and SHOT it.
-Oh boy! The musting you gave me yesterday was great.

-Thank you! It could've been more foamy tho...
by Mustee October 14, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Man-must

Not to be confused with man-musk, the sent of sexy ballers in a forest, no no no. Man-must is the deformed doppelganger of man-musk, think a room of teenage boys unwashed and sweatn' up something offensive.
The gimp storage unit in the Pleasure Dome reeks of man-must. Go clean it you BANANA HAMMOCK!
by Banana Hammie December 16, 2019
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you must be from the north

i phrase used by people who live in southern cities(e.g. Nashville, Atlanta, Savannah,Raleigh,Dallas, Birmingham, Floridian cities do not count)
it is used when someone says or does something or extreme oddity of a southerner while in the south
guy1: i prefer pepsi over coke
guy2 : you must be from the north

person1: i hate sweet tea
person2:you must be from the north

human1: i like professional football over college football
human2: you must be from the north
by Fuckthisfuckinshit December 16, 2014
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must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad
Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries
by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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