Dude, you have a mullet yard!
I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.
I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.
by Mullenkee July 26, 2013
Get the Mullet Yardmug. Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.
Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
Get the French mulletmug. Currently one of the most trendy liberal men's very douche hipster hairstyle . Also known as a fag biscuit or a man bun.
Who are you gawking at ?Oh Billy , he the one with the Achy Breaky Fart Fag Mullet and the skinny jeans on! Oh Steven , I see him now.
by Uncle RedBeard August 11, 2017
Get the Fag mulletmug. 'Mullet Meeting':a meeting that starts with business and ends with fun. Business in the front and party in the back. Usually a short amount of work with the knowledge that something fun is happening afterwards.
Hey, I'm going to send out a memo for a mullet meeting this afternoon. We have to finish up the Flanagan case and then let's all go to the beach!
by J_E_McCarthy August 25, 2011
Get the Mullet Meetingmug. Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party
Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!
by kneesocksfetishrox June 4, 2015
Get the Ocular Mulletmug. A wardrobe choice in the business world where one is all business formal above the table and casual underneath the table.
Extreme business mullet is when one elects to wear no clothes underneath the table. Usually only occurs at investment banking firms / wolf of wallstreet environments.
Extreme business mullet is when one elects to wear no clothes underneath the table. Usually only occurs at investment banking firms / wolf of wallstreet environments.
With everybody working from home during the plague, I've decided to go with a business mullet for today's video conference.
by Drewsh2156 March 16, 2020
Get the Business Mulletmug. When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.
by Naughty Naomi July 10, 2020
Get the leg mulletmug.