Muffin Head

Someone that is crazy and/or stupid. Mostly both. They're sometimes an idiot too..

(Kim Kardashian got a divorce after only 2 and a half months)

Kim is a muffin head.

by Diedrich Knickerbocker January 3, 2012

Madame Muffin

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys

by mella rouge July 27, 2008

dry muffin

A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.

To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.

"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"

by muffiosa March 19, 2009

porn muffin

When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.

Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.

by Shlop November 18, 2014

Muffin Milk

Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.

That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!

by ultradaddy October 10, 2013

muffin beach

noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing

Marco is my muffin beach!

by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009

splooge-a-muffin

When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.

To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.

To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).

Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!

My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.

Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.

by The SunMan November 22, 2011