Muffin

A vagina

“I won’t tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you Cause I’m bluffin with my muffin” - Lady Gaga

by ambriel the great February 22, 2025

Muffin

Lying Jew who wants whether or not you kiss the ass of lying jews to dictate your economic and social mobility.

Hym "And the Palestinian genocide PROVES that the muffin races has enlisted everyone to protect and serve him from now until the end of time. That's your job. Protect and serve the jews. The role of American is to be the Jew cops."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

Muffin

A masculine woman who dresses manly (but is still feminine ) and loves Muff Diving .

The lady and her stud muffin caused a commotion at Walmart.

by Trucker3308004 March 7, 2025

Muffin kisses

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

Muffin lovin

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it

Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin

by Double triple May 16, 2016

Muffin Lung

A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.

Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!

Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.

by Greeface February 8, 2010

muffin top

When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

Jeez, check out the Muffin Top on that chick! *shudder

by Kifujin February 10, 2005