MTV

The motherfuckers who scrapped all the cool rock and hip-hopartists for non-singers like Eminem, Puff Daddy, Britney Spears, and Blink 182.

MTV might as well just call itself Karaoke Television (KTV).

by sarcastic February 24, 2003

MTV

A place for preps and wannabes to find all the bands that will make them seem "cool" They say they're nonconformists in order to fit in- conform. It almost makes you want to laugh, but severely pisses you off as well.

Real fan: So, you like My Chemical Romance?
Poser: (consults MTV) Yeah, the Ghost of You is awesome.

by Black_My_Eyes November 20, 2006

mtv

The only goods shows are the tom green show, jackass, and bevis and butthead.
When I watch mtv in the morning all I see is rumbas in the african jungles screaming and looting. Then i ask myself, They call this rock?

Mtv has 3 good shows

by Senor Pantelones October 12, 2003

MTV

The sole reason behind the downfall of rock 'n' roll and any good music since its inception. America and the rest of the world still have yet to recover from the damage done by MTV, and probably never will.

Put simply, the antichrist of music.

MTV: avoid at all costs.

by Elmo4 June 14, 2008

mtv

A TV channel that used to show nothing but music videos. Now devoted to "reality" TV shows. Maynard James Keenan actually convinced them that he physically found Jesus.

Guy #1: Dude, did you see the Real World on MTV last night? Brian totally banged every chick there!
Guy #2: Yea, cuz that actually happens in real life...

by DivineInterloper March 20, 2007

MTV

A channel which said that you'll only have a good sex life if you play guitar or drums. I'm not kidding.

Where is the music on MTV?

by 957 December 7, 2009

mtv

A sinister tele-force who is stealing our bands and selling them out. Think about it...they took Green Day first. Then it was My Chemical Romance. Fall Out Boy was the next one to go, and now they've got Avenged Sevenfold, too. Sad, very very sad.

What do these MTV people want from us??? WHAT?!

by joolsypooh December 30, 2005